Friday, April 03, 2009

F.I.E.N.D.S - 2

Hopped I, off another eatery clutching edibles of the sweet kind. Before you judge me a merciless binger, I'd like to hear what you know about three day long sugarless survival with four hours' sleep a day (night?). Not that sleeping longer would aid the XX chromosome's sugarless existence.

Yeah. So. The aroma of baked and frozen edibles from the 50 micron polythene bag was quite overpowering. With deliberate, quick footsteps of constant measure, I was estimated to reach residence in about 500 seconds. A sense of strange calmness possessed my being, as against the general anxiety observed in the last few months while manually transporting food under human surveillance. The polythene bag could sense it too; its contents moved about in an inharmonious fashion and I was forced to invest several seconds in relocating them during which my shoes chose to tread on something that wasn't tar or stone.

*crunch*

"Ey! Stop!"

Shoes chose to stop.

"You cannot see on what you are walking? It is not even dark."

I inclined pi/2 radians towards the ground to observe the trodden object: a visual aid with one of the elongated levers that rest on one's ears nearly separated from the rest of the frame. The object was picked up, handed over to its owner with a hurried apology: the frozen edibles came with a 'meltable' warning!

"What sorry? You know how much this spectacles is costing?"

I see you in a spectacle! But then I'm half blind..

Another apology. And an offer to manually re-fit the frame. It only required a few screw driver twirls anyway.

"I am getting only 2 paisa from every tablet I sale. With that I should buy everything for family members. You youngsters think everything is easy.."

Elementary analysis placed subject as a chemist. My grey cells have been programmed to fear humans clutching syringes and/or ingestible medication. But then irony had ordered the incident to occur in visible vicinity of 'Sharp Eye Care and Contant Lens Clinic'. Ignoring an adjective to a popular syringe attachment in the very title of the establishment's nomenclature, I darted in, invested limited finance in repair of the visual aid while its owner stood breathing on mine neck.

The frozen edibles had formed an emulsion with the baked edibles at 21 minutes past their time of expiration. The concoction, however, was consumed with glee. I hence urge you to not watch what you step on, particularly if you like consuming exotica that also provides food for business-idea related fantasy.

19 comments:

Nakki said...

pi/2 radians it must be, else i cant imagine the way you saw the visual aid. ;)

What was the baked and frozen edible? that it lead to a business idea was a sweet twist in the end.

Nice post to break your sabbatical, as always looking forward to more :)

Vinay Hegde said...

.. three day long sugarless survival with four hours' sleep a day..!!
What/Who forced you into such inhuman conditions? :P Quizzes?

Composition of the concoction please.. :)

Akshata said...

@ Nakli:

Error rectified. Thanks for pointing out. :)

@ Hegde:

Fever demanded sugarless existence. :(

Didn't you mention to me you're planning on pursuing MBA? There's no way I shall be mentioning business ideas to you in hearing that. B-)
Unless you plan on investing 80% capital for 20% returns. :P

Merin Mandanna said...

1.*Please* name that food item! :) I'm sure I will want to give it a try,if I haven't already.
2.Fever gone? You ok,madame? :)
3.*Please* write more often! :)

Akshata said...

@ Chotu

1) Chocolate ice cream and nutty brownie. Resultant was an awesome fudge yo!
2) Full fit and fine. You? :)
3) Same pinch. B-)

Merin Mandanna said...

I'm good. :)
(not too happy after the race though! :| )

Purab said...

Lol..do you still happen to chew away paper and leaves? :-p

Anonymous said...

"Use your name else face unceremonious deletion.
Its good to know who says what. :)"

What if I don't say anything? :D

Akshata said...

Even if you did, I'd 'whatever' you. B-)

Kertz said...
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Kertz said...

what was that visual aid doing on the ground? Awaiting redemption? :P Really what was it doing there?

Akshata said...

It had fallen off this person's visual aid cover, apparently. I was amused fora while, too. :D

abhinandan said...

Hey I accidentally came across your blog.Trust me I haven't been a good reader of blogs.I am a layman when it comes to it. I loved the way you present.Your style of writing is very impressive,which made me read all you posts and your blog is now bookmarked :) i++ to your fan club.
Would love to see some more interesting writings in near future.
Thank u, Keep going..

Akshata said...

Thanks a lot. Really felt good to read that. Keep visiting. :)

Meghana Naidu said...

Akshatha! Been a while but good to know you're still around and entertaining.. after all *someone* has to carry that burden! even if that means you have to go through elaborate measures to land yourself in a appropriate situation. sugarless existence indeed!

*i feel your pain and am laughing.real hard. :D

Meghana Naidu said...

wow did i write all those sentences
*sigh i tired, i sleep now.

Akshata said...

You laugh at my misery as well?
*slits wrist*

iThankyou. Keep visiting. :)
Jai South Park.

Sorcerer said...

Awesome Post

ROFLMAO!!

Fantastic writeup :)

Prachet said...

nice!!